Current Name: Unlikely Professionals
Former Name: blackhouse. LLC
Rebranded: 2025
Legal Entity: blackhouse. LLC (d/b/a Unlikely Professionals)
Owner: Dustin Thacker
Contact
| Property | URL | Purpose | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Website | unlikely.pro | Public-facing brand site. Scrolling tagline showcase, rebrand announcement, service overview. Links to app login. | ✅ Live |
| Client Portal | unlikelypro.app | Project Compliance Oversight Portal. Client-facing login for project tracking, compliance, and building code knowledge base. OAuth via Manus. Shows 4,116 projects completed, 805 jurisdictions, 17 states. | ✅ Live |
| Ops Documentation | unlikely.fyi | Internal system documentation site. React/Vite/TypeScript app (v1.2). 4 views: System Docs, Role Workflows, Certification Workflow mind map, Full System Graph. | ✅ Live |
| Knowledge Base | unlikely.wiki | Internal wiki — business KB, build guides, system docs, deployment tracking. Notion Sites custom domain. | ✅ Live |
Unlikely Professionals is a structural engineering certification company specializing in third-party inspections for foundation repair, structural support, water management, and related construction systems. We provide code-compliant certification packages — including Certificates of Compliance, Field Inspection Reports, Photo Sheets, Driving Logs, and jurisdiction-specific county forms — to contractors operating across the eastern United States.
We provide third-party structural engineering inspections and certifications for foundation repair contractors. Our core service is generating certification packages that include: